THE 2026 RECEIPT
“New year, new me” ×734.93
1 a.m. impulse buys ×15262.50
“I'm fine” (not fine) ×80180.00
TOTAL1 PERSONALITY CRISIS
Get your 2026 itemised, with the roast
Ten honest questions. One brutally accurate receipt of your year, with a total you'll want to screenshot and a verdict you can't argue with.
All prices in emotional currency. No real money was spent (probably).
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Printable pack
Now plan the sequel: 2027 🧾
- 🧾 The 2027 Receipt of Intentions (set goals, itemised)
- ✍️ Blank 2026 & 2016-vs-2026 receipts to fill in
- 🎉 Friend-roast & party-game receipts
- 🖨️ PDF · A4 + US Letter · instant download